Lipstick Pitbull, meet Hillary Clinton.

Hey, McCain campaign. You guys wanna talk sexism?
I’m pretty sure that’s a discussion Hillary Clinton is itching to have with you. Her and a few other notable female politicians.
The conventions are over, and now this election is about to get gully. Barack Obama is going to keep himself above the flailing, let loose the Hilldogs [...]

You can’t stop Sarah Palin …

… you can only hope to contain her.
This whole thing has now become a lolection.
I should quit the posts completely and devote my time to captioning pictures of Sarah Palin with “I can has veep nao?” and the like.
I could have spent the entire day at my computer, writing a new post every time I [...]

Political Quotables

I’m not going to be snarky, angry, disgusted, repulsed, horrified, sarcastic, wryly amused or even righteously indignant about the American election today.
It’s more effective (and so much fun!) to simply dig through massive amounts of news stories, blogs and political analysis in order to find a bunch of quotes that have gone public in the [...]

The Crazy Primaries: In 10 Minutes

If you missed all the weirdness, or even some of it, MSNBC has put together a wonderful 10-minute recap of the past six months of American politics … it’s really all you need to see to come to the same conclusion as Stan Marsh.
“Dude … this is fucked up right here.”

Finish. Them.

I have nothing else to say until both the Stanley Cup Finals and the Democratic Party nomination process are over.
Both results are so close I can taste them.
But they’re not over yet.
So this seemed right:

Hillary fouls to extend the clock

I’m not going to beat around the bush, pander with platitudes or hand out any participation ribbons today. I’m not in the mood.
I’m too gleeful. Too happy that some Americans are smarter than I give them credit for. Too busy reading the comments posted on http://hillaryis44.org and drinking sweet, sweet tears.

It’s a shame that it’s [...]