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I don’t live here anymore

I haven’t updated this blog in forever. And probably won’t anymore. I write for sportsnet.ca now, mostly football and probably some baseball. I’m also one of the senior editors at (and an occasional feature writer for) Sportsnet Magazine, which offers … Continue reading

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“frodo baggins hockey”

If there ever was a reason to start blogging again, being found by someone searching that phrase is … well, not a great reason, but a stellar excuse. I’m back, here, until we can get the domain name sorted. It … Continue reading

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Out.Coached.

I know what you may be thinking but — despite the title in the header of this blog — this is not a website dedicated to the Chicago Blackhawks Game 4 performance. In fact, one of the reasons we named … Continue reading

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Barack ‘Eight Mile’ Obama

I’m offering this without much comment, except to say that I hope Obama’s team is smart enough to dig this speech up and use it almost exactly the way this Youtuber has done. It’s a very effective argument. As soon … Continue reading

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Joe Biden has the Patience of a Saint (or Why Americans are Finally Ready for a Professor)

There’s an old jpeg, or maybe it’s a gif, floating around the Web. It says: “Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” The same could be said for “debating” … Continue reading

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Everything you need to know about American politics and voters

Alternate title: The reason we’re going to start writing about hockey and basketball tomorrow. From the Washington Post this morning: In the Washington Post/ABC News poll released this week, 48 percent of respondents said the candidates’ positions on issues are … Continue reading

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Shaolin’s Finest: the Detriot Red Wings

I could use this space to write a 1,000-word ‘I-told-you-so’ post right here that would sum up everything I’ve been saying for the last few years about the Detroit Red Wings. I could wax poetic about how much joy it … Continue reading

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Part II: In which my festering hatred for Courtney Love continues to grow

Are you fucking kidding me? Is nothing sacred to this whore? Shoes? Converse fucking shoes? The same kind of Chuck Taylor one-stars that everybody remembers from this iconic photo. You are selling your dead husband’s lyric sheets to be reprinted … Continue reading

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The 40-minute Obama-non-story challenge

I’ve been known, on occasion, to be somewhat crude and dismissive when faced with obvious media bullshit. Sue me. It’s what I do. Which is why it is both surprising and extremely uplifting to see my favourite politician respond to … Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee. Common sense. Who knew?

So … the whole ‘OMG! Obama’s Pastor hates Amerikkka! Can’t ever vote for him!’ bullshit of the past few days has brought about an interesting result: I have a great deal more respect for a completely crazy Evangelical Conservative who … Continue reading

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