February 13, 2008...7:55 pm

Why are Hillary Clinton’s internet videos so terrible that it hurts my soul?

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If you thought political advertising was all the same; just a bunch of catchphrases spouted by white people over a swirling musical score and images of Good People doing Good Thing and having Good Times and Prosperity …

… well …

You don’t know Hillary Clinton.

These two videos are both Internet advertisments for her campaign. The first was put together by her supporters — it’s NOT an official Clinton campiagn advertisment, it’s done by a CEO supporter — and will make you want to retch, claw out your brain and never listen to the Jackson Five again. (Clinton’s fan who made this, however, probably owes some royalties). The second one — which was made by her campaign staffers and is part of her official Youtube collection — will make you wonder what the fuck is wrong with he campaign strategists and (if you are a university student) will insult your intelligence in a manner rivalled only by listening to George W. Bush debate the finer points of James Joyce’s ‘Ulysses’.

Enjoy!

Failure No. 1:

Failure No. 2:

You’re welcome.

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